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Q: A woman buys a junior ice to an antique shop, and it hangs on her bathroom door. One evening, while undressing, "she said cheerfully" Mirror, mirror on my door, slot in my chest and forty-four.

A: I honey it! Gold Star!

Q: A immature woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, establish my bustline forty four".

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A: LOL out guy!

he should have said grow my penis a little more....


well..something like that. Lol

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